Don't you have anything better to do...?

[marinliliz]

...than bother people with idiotic messages?

I got this PM and then a mail from a BrittaDv2@aol.com or britbrit08 on ff.net and apparently I wasn't the only one, she's been sending it through ff.net to some Bleach slash writers. See this post of bababanaba  for more reactions.

What's funny is that now her mail isn't accepting replies. I'm guessing she got more than what she bargained for and people started spamming her inbox with not so kind replies to her 'pleas':

"Please stop making gay stories for bleach or any other anime show. Because it's sick. Why do you people want to see two men fucking each other? If you want something to write about then here is a few people to write about. ByakuyaxMomo byakuyaxNanao ByakuyaxUnohana ByakuyaxYoruichi ByakuyaxRangiku ByakuyaxRukia ByakuyaxOrihime. Try this you will get better results. Trust me writing about a character's character will be the key to lots of people reading your story and giving you 5 stars for it. Now if they were gay however, I would understand but that is not the case here so please see reality!"

My reply to it was:

"It wont be your pleas that will deter me from writing and reading gay stories about whatever characters I enjoy seeing having gay sex.

We people want to see to men fucking each other cos it's hot, fun and it entertains us. You might be surprised, should you ever read a gay story, to find extremely interesting and well developed plots, that go beyond the mere gay story.

If you don't like it, don't read it. Keep to your approved pairings, there's plenty fiction out there. Or try writing some.

As for me, I'm not in it for the 5 stars and the adoring fans, I'm mainly enjoying myself. And seeing reality!? It's just fiction!!!

So please, don't bother me again."

I was kind and polite and didn't even go into the 'sick' business, I don't think it was worth it . It just amazes me what people trouble themselves with. Did she really think that her mail would make me (or any of the other writers) stop playing with the characters and having them involved in hot, smexy gay sex just because she asked?!

I think that it might just have the opposite reaction, at least for me. I have been in a writing slump for a few months but this really is spiking things and giving me a need to write I haven't had for awhile now. It serves her right!

*off to write Byakuya in hot, sweaty, buttsex with two other MALE partners*

Comments

[madrona-8.livejournal.com]

Oh gee, should I complain to you about how much Shiro/Ichigo bothers me? Or maybe Renji/Bya/Ichigo...yeah, that's it! They "bother" me a lot. **snerk**

Apparently she doesn't have the ability to use the filter function.

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

The time she's wasting sending these mails prevents her from learning the essentials of filtering. No doubt a skill she desperately needs in order to avoid the tons of yaoi fiction just on ff.net.

And thanks for complaining about what bothers you, I'll be sure to have it in mind for the next fic I write.XD I'll make it especially kinky.

[uniwolftav.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*
Okay, I lol'd a little :''D. Especially the last sentence: "see reality". YEAH, see reality, unpaid bills, bad job situations... THERE you find the real problems, not in some little gay fanfiction xDD. Gods, people...

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

The "see reality" was a truly inspired comment! Well, her whole mail was truly inspired!XD It was a fun reading altogether.

[nnoi.livejournal.com]

"Trust me writing about a character's character will be the key to lots of people reading your story and giving you 5 stars for it."

So what she thinks the Het stories have more Character Development? That is insane it takes a lot of hard work to get some of these men in bed with each other LOL and the Character Development of Yaoi and the deep plots are one of the main reasons I love reading and writing yaoi so much!

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

Apparently she does! There really are very good yaoi fics out there, with great plots and extremely well written, but she is apparently yaoiphobe, (hehe, I created a new wordXD) it's okay if the characters are already gay but do not try and get them laid when the anime is not blatant homosexual. One thing about Bleach is that it can be pretty dubious. That girl from the gang class is openly gay (I can't remember her name, argh!) Yumichika? If I kept thinking I could come up with a good amount of evidence.

it takes a lot of hard work to get some of these men in bed with each other LOL, it most certainly does!>.<

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

3Some?! OMG that is so offensive, please understand how wrong it is for you to write 3 people having sex together. XD


ROFL! What is she 12? LOL! Oh people like this are so sad. It's just like the assholes who put books on the banned book list. Kids love to read stuff that has been labeled "banned" LOL! What a putz she is.

Here's my favorite button. ;p

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

That button is absolutely brilliant!

And I'm pretty sure she didn't have more than 15, but it's still really sad. I liked my yaoi at 15 (well, I'm sure I would've had I known such thing existedXD) but I already had an affinity for gay stories. She apparently doesn't and it seems to trouble her that others do, it is not very auspicious to be a so narrow minded as a teenager.

Oh, and about the 3some, how offended would you be if it turned into a 4some? Well, it wont but its getting kinkier by the word.>.

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Only thing better than a 3some is a well choreographed 4some, cause there are just so many yummy possibilities. Oh wait, I meant to say, "STOP! That is grossly inappropriate!!" LOL, yeah not.

You know there are actually enough guys in Bleach to make a pretty hot and interesting orgy if someone one could figure out how to get them all to co-operate. XD

I've always been a live and let live kind of girl, and although yaoi in particular is a fairly new endeavor for me, I've read gay literature for years and my 4th grade best friend was gay, so I doubt I ever would have had a problem with yaoi. But sadly in my small hometown I knew many kids just like her. *gag*

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

A while back I tried to think of a possible way of making a 4some work between a few Bleach characters. It was madness, even it being a PWP, there was always someone who didn't quite fit in the "picture" and then the dynamic of positions was a nightmare, so I just gave up and settled for a nice, fluffy, yet kinky, 3some.XD

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

I finally posted my first pwp and it was het with only 2 people and even that was damn hard. 4 is way beyond me. ;)

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

I saw that in my updates list. UraharaxYoruichi, neh? It seems very promising. I have to find time to read it thoroughly. It is hard work to write a good, believable and hot pwp.

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I'm not sure how good it actually is at it was my first, but damn was it a whole lot of fun to write.

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

When it comes down to the bottom of it all isn't that what really matters, the writer having fun writing her/his stuff?

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

Yep! I decided when I started using my leisure time to write that if it wasn't fun I wouldn't continue. :D

[madrona-8.livejournal.com]

Jumping in here, that so needs to be an icon. Is it yet?

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

Just the one I made from it. I'm sure there is another one out there somewhere that's better, but I had made an icon of the picture:

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

Completely ganking the icon from you. Will credit!

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew where the original button came from because all I did was make an icon out of it.

Gank away, I don't have room in my account to add it. :(

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

I believe it serves its purpose quite well. Thanks. And I don't have any space either, gotta get me one of those paid accounts.