[Drabble] - My Creamy Valentine

[marinliliz]

[Title]: My Creamy Valentine
[Characters]: Ukitake Jyuushiro. Mentions of Kyouraku Shunsui.
[Summary]: Ukitake comes to you for advice.
[Word Count]: 395
[Finished]: 09.February.2008
[Beta]: Not beta-read
[Warnings]: Completely safe. For those who haven't read my Mistletoe Kisses drabbles, I suggest reading "A Room Full of Mistletoe, Wasted!"to know what Jyuushiro is talking about.
[Notes]: My first attempt at writing 1st person and Present tense.

Disclaimer: Do not own Bleach and will not make a profit out of this fic. All characters©Kubo Tite

Dear Friends,

Perhaps you can help me in finding a solution to my problem.

I’ve been having these dreams lately. Not wet dreams, mind you! A man of my age and experience can control his desires adequately. Also Shunsui keeps me well satisfied, which prevent such events from happening. Who am I kidding? Shunsui keeps me more that well satisfied. Yes, I’m grinning from satisfaction, right now! And thinking of Shunsui’s wicked ways of keeping me in continuous bliss. You know, besides the bed department, I’m seating on the biggest treasure and before you all start imagining things, I mean this in the most non-sexual way possible. So keep your dirty thoughts to yourselves that I’ll be keeping Shunsui all to me. We almost lost each other once and it wasn’t a pretty sight. But that’s all long gone under the bridge now, so back to the question that brought me here.

I’ve been dreaming of whipped cream. Fine, go right ahead and laugh at me!

Do you remember that Christmas party I threw, only last Holidays? And the nice bowl of cream that sat in the deserts table, right next to the yummy strawberries? Well, I had planned on doing something fun with it, but was, inopportunely, interrupted and had to postpone things. Now, I think that bowl of whipped cream has been haunting my dreams, taunting me ever since I let it escape. If memory doesn’t fail me, I think I last saw it in the hands of Ayasegawa-kun. Hope he has put it to good use.¹

Anyway, these dreams aren’t vivid enough for me to recall them that well. I know they contained the cream, me and that Shunsui often makes a guest appearance but other than that I always seem wake up empty handed. And it’s really getting frustrating.

So why all this talk, you ask? You see, I never was one to have many kinks or fetishes, nor do I have the time or health to pursue such pleasures but this whipped cream has been driving me insane!!!

So if you could be so kind as to point out ways that would enable ME, Shunsui and that bowl of CREAM to enjoy ourselves on a lazy afternoon, let’s say on that wonderful day celebrated in Real World – Saint Valentine’s Day – I would be very much obliged.

Yours truly,

Ukitake Jyuushiro

February2008©MarinLiliz

¹If you don't know already what has happen to Ayasegawa-kun and the bowl of cream and wish to know I suggest reading Chantilly. Beware that it's a f-locked entry, due to content.


So is anyone interested in replying to Ukitake's desperate plea. Anyone kind enough to write, draw, whatever else you'd like to, and provide our sweet Taichou and his flamboyant lover, a nice kinky way to spend Valentine's Day? Or in alternative give me some ideas as to what you'd like to see them doing with the cream.

Comments

[ai-ici-lover.livejournal.com]

.....Either Ukitake's high on the Cough Syrup...or I just had NO IDEA how PERVERTED he can get!!!!
either way...this may convince me to reply IMEADEATLY!!! the problem is...who's going to answer???

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

He's just looking for some harmless fun. XD
And what do you mean by who's going to answer???? The idea was for you nice people answer this Ukitake letter with another drabble, drawing,... of him and Shunsui and the bowl of cream.

[ai-ici-lover.livejournal.com]

no, no, I meant in my reply drabble which character's going to write it? I already have a paragraph down!

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

I leave it all up to you! Just include them and the bowl of creamXD

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

I've added another alternative to the mix: "give me some ideas as to what you'd like to see them doing with the cream."

[ai-ici-lover.livejournal.com]

Along with whipped cream, how 'bout chocolate syrup/ no, chocolate BODY PAINT!!! strawberries and/or cherries, maybe pocky!!!
and...a skirt X3

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, have phun!

[nnoi.livejournal.com]

LOL LOL LOL sooooooo cute I love his little sex haze tangents.....I might have to do a reply....thinking....

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

LOL, thanks;] And please do write a reply, he's been craving some smexing, bad.

[xxlanaxx.livejournal.com]

Dear Ukitake(-taicho)

I am a firm believer that dreams are our minds way of 'putting the world to rights' i.e. anything that we may find confusing or frustrating or challenging in the daylight hours is then dreamt of in an unusual and sometimes complex way at night to help our brains cope with all eventualities.

With regards to your bowl of whipped cream dream I believe this is your heart and your feelings and emotions trying to confuddle your brain. You wanted to spend some time with your loved one and a bowl of cream, your heart speaking. Your feelings, those for your loved one and all of the physical and emotional feelings you would have got out of that. and then of course there are your emotions, you feel regret because you feel the oppurtunity was missed and it was somehow your fault.

So your brain is trying to right all these 'wrongs' by making you dream of the cream.

So, the solution it would seem to me is an obvious one. Help your poor brain out by procuring some more cream and undertaking the activities you had previously planned with it.
This will set your heart, feelings and emotions right, leaving your brain some free time to chill out while you sleep rather than coming up with strange situations in an attempt to set things right.

I hope this helps and do let me know if there is anything more I can do for you.

Yours sincerly

xxLana87xx

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

I'll have to get back to you with Ukitake's reply, but he told me to tell you he's very much obliged to you for take the time and replying so promptly.;]

[7owti5.livejournal.com]

Eeeheheheeh, Jyuu's so cute here!!

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, thanks. He really is cute in this one.XD

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

Dear Ukitake-Taicho,

Yes as a matter of fact I do remember that lovely bowl of nearly full whipped cream. If my memory doesn't fail me it was Ayasegawa-san that absconded with that particular item. Rumor has it that not only was it put to good use, but most of the 11th took to a night off drinking far away from the division.

I am reluctant to provide actual context on how you and Kyouraku-Taicho should use a bowl of whipped cream. However, I am also loath to deny such a genuine and heartfelt request from an honorable man such as yourself.

I seem to remember you enjoy sweet things and deserts best, so perhaps you could could enjoy a banana split at the behest of Kyouraku-Taicho, no fruit required.

I suspect enjoying your whipped cream this way will provide the greatest pleasure with the least amount of exertion in consideration to your health.

I do not know if my advice to you will be appreciated or accepted, but I do consider it an honor that you felt you could trust me with such an important desire and secret. As always I grateful for your trust in me and faith that I will be discreet.

Sincerely Yours,

Annie-chan

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

As I said xxlanaxx a few comments up, you'll have to wait a little while for the official reply, but know that Ukitake-taichou was really thrilled with the banana split you mentioned>.<

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

Really? My husband said the letter sounded ok, but I kept looking at it thinking it sounded pretty stupid. If it hadn't taken me so damn long I probably just would have deleted it.

No hurries on the reply though, I was just trying to respond via letter format in the spirit that your fic was written. I really thought it was adorable and a really neat idea. :D

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

The letter was great, I was hopping a little more people would respond to it but well... I'm still hoping for a few more replies.

As usual with me and my writings, this wasn't the initial idea, I was going to have him telling everyone what he and Shunsui did with the cream, but the day I wrote this I was a bit uninspired so it ended up this way.

Because there are a few of these drabbles that demand a continuation, I'm gonna write one for this as well. I plan on posting it March 14th - White Day.

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

Cool! I really look forward to reading it.

As hard as it was for me to do, writing that reply letter really was pretty fun. It's the closest I've come in years to writing anything other than diary entries.

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

*is plotting and waiting to see if anyone else will respond to Ukitake's letter*

Up until a year ago, I didn't wrote anything else than College essays and such and I loathed it!!! It's maybe why I take so long to write things and the actual process of writing is boring. I like the creating the story and details and study the characters but writing is horrid. It's strange, really, but from time to time I have this urge to write and end up with nice stories.XD

[annieroo2.livejournal.com]

Very nice stories indeed. :)

It amuses me no end to hear all the different ways writers go about their craft. I mean 2 + 2 will always equal 4, but there are infinite ways to craft a story. :D