[Drabble] - My Creamy Valentine

[marinliliz]

[Title]: My Creamy Valentine
[Characters]: Ukitake Jyuushiro. Mentions of Kyouraku Shunsui.
[Summary]: Ukitake comes to you for advice.
[Word Count]: 395
[Finished]: 09.February.2008
[Beta]: Not beta-read
[Warnings]: Completely safe. For those who haven't read my Mistletoe Kisses drabbles, I suggest reading "A Room Full of Mistletoe, Wasted!"to know what Jyuushiro is talking about.
[Notes]: My first attempt at writing 1st person and Present tense.

Disclaimer: Do not own Bleach and will not make a profit out of this fic. All characters©Kubo Tite

Dear Friends,

Perhaps you can help me in finding a solution to my problem.

I’ve been having these dreams lately. Not wet dreams, mind you! A man of my age and experience can control his desires adequately. Also Shunsui keeps me well satisfied, which prevent such events from happening. Who am I kidding? Shunsui keeps me more that well satisfied. Yes, I’m grinning from satisfaction, right now! And thinking of Shunsui’s wicked ways of keeping me in continuous bliss. You know, besides the bed department, I’m seating on the biggest treasure and before you all start imagining things, I mean this in the most non-sexual way possible. So keep your dirty thoughts to yourselves that I’ll be keeping Shunsui all to me. We almost lost each other once and it wasn’t a pretty sight. But that’s all long gone under the bridge now, so back to the question that brought me here.

I’ve been dreaming of whipped cream. Fine, go right ahead and laugh at me!

Do you remember that Christmas party I threw, only last Holidays? And the nice bowl of cream that sat in the deserts table, right next to the yummy strawberries? Well, I had planned on doing something fun with it, but was, inopportunely, interrupted and had to postpone things. Now, I think that bowl of whipped cream has been haunting my dreams, taunting me ever since I let it escape. If memory doesn’t fail me, I think I last saw it in the hands of Ayasegawa-kun. Hope he has put it to good use.¹

Anyway, these dreams aren’t vivid enough for me to recall them that well. I know they contained the cream, me and that Shunsui often makes a guest appearance but other than that I always seem wake up empty handed. And it’s really getting frustrating.

So why all this talk, you ask? You see, I never was one to have many kinks or fetishes, nor do I have the time or health to pursue such pleasures but this whipped cream has been driving me insane!!!

So if you could be so kind as to point out ways that would enable ME, Shunsui and that bowl of CREAM to enjoy ourselves on a lazy afternoon, let’s say on that wonderful day celebrated in Real World – Saint Valentine’s Day – I would be very much obliged.

Yours truly,

Ukitake Jyuushiro

February2008©MarinLiliz

¹If you don't know already what has happen to Ayasegawa-kun and the bowl of cream and wish to know I suggest reading Chantilly. Beware that it's a f-locked entry, due to content.


So is anyone interested in replying to Ukitake's desperate plea. Anyone kind enough to write, draw, whatever else you'd like to, and provide our sweet Taichou and his flamboyant lover, a nice kinky way to spend Valentine's Day? Or in alternative give me some ideas as to what you'd like to see them doing with the cream.

Comments

[xxlanaxx.livejournal.com]

Dear Ukitake(-taicho)

I am a firm believer that dreams are our minds way of 'putting the world to rights' i.e. anything that we may find confusing or frustrating or challenging in the daylight hours is then dreamt of in an unusual and sometimes complex way at night to help our brains cope with all eventualities.

With regards to your bowl of whipped cream dream I believe this is your heart and your feelings and emotions trying to confuddle your brain. You wanted to spend some time with your loved one and a bowl of cream, your heart speaking. Your feelings, those for your loved one and all of the physical and emotional feelings you would have got out of that. and then of course there are your emotions, you feel regret because you feel the oppurtunity was missed and it was somehow your fault.

So your brain is trying to right all these 'wrongs' by making you dream of the cream.

So, the solution it would seem to me is an obvious one. Help your poor brain out by procuring some more cream and undertaking the activities you had previously planned with it.
This will set your heart, feelings and emotions right, leaving your brain some free time to chill out while you sleep rather than coming up with strange situations in an attempt to set things right.

I hope this helps and do let me know if there is anything more I can do for you.

Yours sincerly

xxLana87xx

[marinliliz.livejournal.com]

I'll have to get back to you with Ukitake's reply, but he told me to tell you he's very much obliged to you for take the time and replying so promptly.;]